GTASICKDAYnov 19
the whole internet calls in sick. $SICKDAY is the note.
until sick day
the receipts
it's in the news
we didn't make this up. the internet did the math, and the math says nov 19 is a sick day.
what GTA 6 could cost the US economy in a single day, reportedly
Americans expected to take the day off to play, reportedly
I think a lot of people will be calling in sick on November 19.
the paperwork
write your sick note
fill it in, save it, send it to your boss (or don't). nov 19 is already booked.
self-diagnosis
check your symptoms
tick everything that applies. be honest. the doctor is watching (the doctor is also calling in sick).
treatment plan
how to get sick
get sol
you'll need a little sol, like every pump.fun buy.
buy $SICKDAY
on pump.fun. the CA is up top at launch. check it twice; anything else is a fake.
call in sick
nov 19. phone off, controller on. rest, fluids, side quests.